Cheesy Singlish Poem

You ask me if I sian,
But I tell you that I'm gian,
that char bo wanna xian?
Don't, wait you kana pian,
becoz she's veri jian,
her mood will always bian,
altho her eyes fa dian,
she is a real ah lian.
She like to eat la mian,
and then always nian nian,
got money always qian,
her words are very tian.
And then when you bo pian,
she will say 'bu fang bian'.

Yes...by me. Proves how bored I am...
Riding hard, fast, safely AND taking a few corners.